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Eating Vegetables Deemed Unhealthy
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Contrary to popular belief, the best thing to eat is bacon.


That's the advice released today from the International Council For Healthy Living, a prominent think-tank for nutritional policy.

Spokesman for the institute, Dr. Allen Smellyturd, clarified the recent findings.  "We were also shocked, but the science doesn't lie.  A full side of bacon at least once a day gives you all essential nutrients you need, period.  The vegetables actually do more harm than good, because they displace your capacity to eat more and more bacon, which is really the ultimate super-food."

So, just remember, avoid the veggies at all costs!





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