Everything Is Now Illegal
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In a snap vote, the UN decided to declare itself supreme ruler of the planet today, albeit amid controversy. But not to be outdone, in a second, even more bold move, they have officially declared that everything, including all possible activities for a human to partake in, are now explicitly outlawed.
Evidence of the new laws taking effect are everywhere.
It should be noted that criticism of the law itself is now a criminal act, so everyone must now be very careful to not upset our social betters.
A new UN declaration is making criminals nervous.
In a snap vote, the UN decided to declare itself supreme ruler of the planet today, albeit amid controversy. But not to be outdone, in a second, even more bold move, they have officially declared that everything, including all possible activities for a human to partake in, are now explicitly outlawed.
Evidence of the new laws taking effect are everywhere.
It should be noted that criticism of the law itself is now a criminal act, so everyone must now be very careful to not upset our social betters.